1. Zombie Jerky
Apparently, after obliterating brains of some random roaming zombies, the Zombie Defense HQ faced a huge problem; they wondered what to do with those rotting, festering bodies. Considering the chronic food supply problem during zombie apocalypse, they decided it’s only sensible to eat them. After some R&D works, they came up with a Zombie Jerky with delicious teriyaki (or teriyucky) flavor.
Seriously though, this cleverly branded jerky is made from real beef accented with some green stuff for the effect. And yes, it is edible!